Worthy of Notice

Seriously though

Taking reading requests. I’ll read anything so long as it doesn’t make me too uncomfortable. Which would actually be kind of hard to do. By “read,” I mean “do a dramatic reading of” in case that wasn’t very clear.

thatoneshittyart:

GUYS, GUESS WHAT

MY MIC CAME IN

I AM SO HAPPY

WE ARE SO HAPPY

SO HAPPY TOGETHER

FOREVER

The best.

thatoneshittyart:

I had a sexy rp with a guy. he was Dave and I was the Horse.

It’s pretty lame until about a little over half way. After that though…

Critical decision making

[8: 08:29 AM]
That OnePony: What should I do.
Right nolw,
I am
in a delema
Anarchy Carcino: >
That OnePony: or something.
I am too drunk to drive
but I need to go to worl
super bad.
Anarchy Carcino: It's 8 in the morning.
That OnePony: Yes.
Anarchy Carcino: Why are you drunk.
That OnePony: I drank like fifteen glasses of wine while watching anime last night.
I will admit,
it was not my besy desiciosn.
or spelling.
Anarchy Carcino: Dumb ass.
Well you can't drive.
That OnePony: What do
Anarchy Carcino: So I guess you're fucked.
That OnePony: Not aceptable
I can't let that be a thing that happens
Anarchy Carcino: Then you shouldn't have drank, stupid.
That OnePony: If I get there I can 100% fake it, but I dunno abut how
Anarchy Carcino: Don't you have a sister you can abuse?
That OnePony: Didn't expect it to last so long.
She left.
Hold on I'm goning to go vomit and drink coffeee.
Anarchy Carcino: Aight
That OnePony: Okay, that didn't help as much as I expected.
Anarchy Carcino: Pon pon, I am shamed.
That OnePony: I am so sorry to dusaopint you senpai.
Shit.
Disapoiont.
Anarchy Carcino: Looks like you'll need to ask for a ride.
That OnePony: You're probably right.
I'll see what I can do.
Maybe one of my sober friends can help me out.
Anarchy Carcino: Cheers.
That OnePony: Not my proudest moment.
Thanks for helping me from flipping my actual dick off
Anarchy Carcino: It's K
That OnePony: I think the vomiting actually helped more than I realized.
No friends : (
Have to bicycle
Anarchy Carcino: I biked drunk off of some rum once.
That OnePony: I am drunk off of import beer and box wine
less fun actually.
Anyways, I willl give you an update if I suceeed.
Anarchy Carcino: Aight
That OnePony: Have to leave now.
GOOTA GO FASTE
[8: 25:39 PM]
Anarchy Carcino: So how was it.
That OnePony: I am not dead.

Q:is there any particular reason you're dumping your RDN posts here

redenchilada

I eventually plan to just use it to highlight funny shit before it is lost to obscurity. After the archive upload, that is. I’ll probably upload about once a day.

 @redenchilada THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A FACE.

@redenchilada YES. YOUR SADNESS GIVES ME PLEASURE.

@redenchilada YEEESSSSSSSS.......

ThatOneLifeandTimes, Pt.1 (12/12/11-12/26/11); “REBIRTH”

Part one of what is looking like maybe around thirty parts. Gonna be long. I’ll add highlights after a bit(will probably use italics or something). Need to go through them first. Read after the break. (It’s gonna be hella long)