ThatOneLifeandTimes, Pt.1 (12/12/11-12/26/11); "REBIRTH"

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 20:21:00 -0600

Part one of what is looking like maybe around thirty parts. Gonna be long. I’ll add highlights after a bit(will probably use italics or something). Need to go through them first. Read after the break. (It’s gonna be hella long)

@colfax Alright, so before you inevitably see this, and delete it like so much more me, I’d actually like to have a polite discussion with you on the matter. It is, of course, entirely up to you on weather or not that actually happens, but I figure it’s worth a shot asking. If you

@thatonepony would actually like to talk, my email is in my bio.

@problemedpony You see that little paperclip next to the dash box? Click it and browse away.

@blankflankbrony Rainbow Dash is best pony.

@problemedpony I like the design, but the tale and mane have completely different ascetics, and the way his brow drops like that with the hairline makes his forehead look abnormally large.

@purplephish20 Skyrim.

To school and beyond! Well, just to school, really.

@purplephish20 Hermmmmm….. Have you played Torchlight yet? That’s pretty good.

@colfax I get that, I’d just rather not have to use a different user name than this one. I understand you deleting my other account, and I should probably not come here in the particular mood I was in last night, but I’m still going to be here, weather I have to do it incognito or if I’m allowed to do it openly.

@purplephish20 Naw, I pushed a joke a little too far, and I suffered to results. Then I tried to be, rightly put, a putz, and he deleted me.

Right, I actually have to leave now. Maybe my account will even be here when I get back?

Well, that was fun. I guess the fact that I’m still here means that I am, in fact, allowed to still have an account here? Just not the one that I’ve had since August. Well, if you were subbed to my old account, and you still want to listen to things I say, this is where I am now.

@carcino Ever group I admin-ed(A bunch, surprisingly) now has another admin put in place automatically.

@verybritishrarity The only substantial amount of snow I’ve ever seen was nowhere close to where I live.

@carcino @scoot got auto assigned, because he was the first to actually join.

@redenchilada I angered Colfax too much, and he banned me. I was curious to check if it was an IP ban, or an account ban, so he deleted my main for making a secondary to check.

@verybritishrarity Because I live in Texas.

@redenchilada It wasn’t.

@colfax Which is totally understandable, and I salute you for following rules stringently and all that. For the record, however, that account was made only to test the actual workings of the silencing.

@cloudstriker Gross……

@mrdragon @colfax I can feel the sarcasm vibrating through my metaphysical bones.

@ponyveteran That really depends on what sea level you’re at.

@rhetoricalpony Fallout: Equestria.

@rhetoricalpony That’s what makes it great. The best stories are the ones that hold you as long as possible without out staying the welcome. Something that fic pulls off better than any other I’ve seen.

@ponyveteran Which is hilarious, considering it’s not a word.

@ponyveteran The correct word is, no joke, “swaggered”.

@stumperman07 No, translation is you being run over by a train.

@colfax Unless it’s one of Applejack’s muffins…..

@cloudstriker Pushups.

@traptin85 The band, or the terrible movie?

@traptin85 The Jimmy Johns website.

@scoot Uhhh…. Actually….. Since I’m the person who actually updates the page……. I would appreciate it…

@scoot Much appreciated.

@scoot Night to you, then.

@fpevohf When I first used RDN on my laptop, it took me two days to figure out why the site was so slow, and my name wasn’t red.

@fpevohf It’s such a pain using someone eases computer.

@cabal I’ll probably change some stuff, but how does this look?

@thatonepony @cabal Shoot, forgot the image. http://ur1.ca/6nch6

@cabal Like I said, I can and probably will change it. Aside from that, what do you thing? Good? Or too silly?

@cabal Dang. What sort of thing do you want then? I’m pretty bored, and I could use the practice.

@cabal Well, you’re not getting anything out of me. I’ve got less artistic skill than a dead cat. Also, not trying to be offensive, just doing what was said.

Off to go video game.

Not enough good dungeon crawlers these days. My favorite part is always the looting, and looking at each item to figure out which stat fits you best. I’m not going to get Diablo III, but there are still a few good modern alternatives. I personally suggest “Torchlight”, if you want the traditional three class fantasy vibe; if you’re willing to put up with a couple flaws, “Borderlands” is a great shooter-looter alternative(yes, I came up with that just now.) !vgp #thatoneponytalksgames

@carcino Because I don’t want to log into the internet every time I want to play OFFLINE.

@carcino I hate playing online as much as I hate old people.

@starlightbolt I feel some kind of kinship brewing. I hate old people because they’re old, and I hate you because you’re alive.

@nerthos Heh, I’m not worried. I never said I wouldn’t get it EVENTUALLY, but I’ll probably wait until an offline crack comes out.

@nerthos If Blizard puts as much DRN into Spanish Devil 3 as they did Zerg Rush 2, it will be a month, at least.

@carcino It’s alright, I can’t stand you either.

@carcino I’m self destructive to a fault. Which is at all, if you really think about it.

@carcino Tobacco smoke is a waist of your time. Sure it’s bad for you, but I still like being able to run.

@carcino What the hell do you think Pirates did? Plunder eye-patches and peg-legs?

@starlightbolt Considering I didn’t draw it, I won’t tale that as a thinly veiled insult. As for making myself noticed, for a while I was one of the top posters on this site. My daily average was, like, 70.

@thatonepony #derp *80

@fpevohf She sounds kind of like a dude.

@tenmihara I shall be waiting patiently. !PHAB

@starlightbolt Your implications that my posts are not clever would be offensive, if I gave a shit.

@starlightbolt Good indeed.

@fpevohf Your using the Autobots Gestalt as a laptop?

@fpevohf Computron: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Computron_%28G1%29

@fpevohf Heh, he’s pretty good. I personally prefer Schafer the Dark Lord as far as nerdcore rappers go.

@fpevohf He’s pretty good. Have you hear “Do The Bruce Campbell”? So great….

@fpevohf Yeah…. That’s the problem with listening to awesome people, because you know you would never be that great.

@fpevohf True….

Just going to say this again in case people missed it, my old account got deleted. If you were subbed to me, you are no longer. Feel free to fix that if you want.

@carcino Well good for you. Do you want a cookie or something?

@carcino Eat that bitch up.

@carcino You have to genitalia of a female.

@colfax Possibly the most valid point I’ve heard all night.

@fpevohf Hehehe…..

Dear lord these are hilarious. Slightly #NSFW

@thatonepony I keep doing that. http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/13576199636/203-im-so-high-i-feel-like-im-pedaling-a

@fpevohf Good lord this tumblr. http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/13364757596/585-trust-me-at-the-end-of-the-night-there-will

@fpevohf This might be my new favorite. Right after “Texts fro Benet.” http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/13268285787/706-im-silent-like-a-masturbating-ninja

Beautiful. http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/13186233922/734-guess-what-happened-to-me-today-at-work

I predict wasting all night on this tumblr. http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/12944986675/709-by-the-power-invested-in-me-i-now

@fpevohf @pinhooves This can’t possibly be going anywhere good.

There really should be a “Don’t drink and run for office” law.

@pinhooves Do it. First time? Yes. Win.

@lyokotravels Here’s to hoping the voice actors don’t sound like nasally retards this time.

Beautiful. http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/12628850027/325-suddenly-hermaphrodite-night-sounds-like-a

I love the internet. http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/12581905585/589-love-me-like-a-kangaroo-loves-a-pouch-you #NSFW

All night. I am doing this all night. http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/12528068055/221-he-just-asked-me-if-i-wanted-a-ride-on-the

Hehehe. #NSFW http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/12209795149/706-just-start-grabbing-cocks-it-cant-go

I’m pretty sure this is something I’ve said in real life. http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/12092287786/541-i-have-never-smelled-more-like-a-drunk

@tenmihara unicornnnnnnnnn http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/12056801428/612-i-want-tt-clbm-rinabw-nd-ride-uncrn-952

@tenmihara http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/11825613431/562-i-feel-like-im-in-to-catch-a-predator

@tenmihara http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/11757044913/732-is-it-weird-if-i-ask-my-drug-dealer-to

@pinhooves They’re all on Ponysquare or whatever.

@tenmihara http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/11638902868/702-your-mom-just-threw-up-on-me-please-come

@tenmihara http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/11629579264/805-tonight-will-bring-shame-to-my-future

@tenmihara http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/11588731227/425-if-you-cant-find-your-cat-in-the-morning

@tenmihara http://texts-from-ponyville.tumblr.com/post/11546588333/440-it-wasnt-sex-it-was-awkward-naked-time

@starlightbolt I find a myriad of things entertaining that would make most people groan and hit their heads on tables. This includes puns, table top role playing games, and funny things drunk people text each other.

@tenmihara I should have specified, I enjoy planning and running table top games. Running them is like a management sim, except with more math, silly magical items you get to make up, and sweaty nerds that argue with you all the bloody time.

@starlightbolt Are you a mod too? It seems like at one point Cabal went on a mod spree and threw it down like the honey on a PB and H.

@starlightbolt And at one point he just kind of dried up. I think the last time he assigned a mod was…. what, Cerulean? That was, like, a month ago?

Gods, I love the internet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=axGW2e_-3XQ

@starlightbolt I know he had a part in in, but so did Scribus, who remains unmod-ed-ed. You’d really have to ask someone who knew that stuff.

@thelastgherkin You should call him a traitor and pelt him with papaya when he comes back.

@steelheart Dicks. Just like every night.

@thelastgherkin Did that have to become a dirty joke? I though we were moving away from that……..

@thelastgherkin Herm….. Sweet potato?

How long does the statusnet account deletion actually take? My old one has been deleted since last night, so why is it still processing?

@steelheart I’m sure the list is far too long to post here.

>See “Lollipop Chainsaw”, don’t really care. >Find out Tera Strong voices the main character. >Can’t wait for that f*cking game.

Just going to say this again in case people missed it, my old account got deleted. If you were subbed to me, you are no longer. Feel free to fix that if you want.

@rotation It depends on what sort of thing you can do?

@problemedpony Yeah.

@problemedpony …. What is that in reference to? The last what now?

@traptin85 Jealousy. I have two more days after today.

@traptin85 No winter break?

@traptin85 What schooling level are you at?

@traptin85 I’ve not actually seen that show, so you’re safe. My sister goes to community collage, if only as an excuse to never move out of the bloody house.

The worst way to be reminded you can sprint half a mile at full tilt is actually having to do it.

@carcino Dear lord, you are such a girl.

@carcino That’s still pretty sad.

@bronymcbroningson Uhhh…. You do know that went through congress, like, three weeks ago, right?

Not looking forward to Saturday. Should I pack my bags or do my homework? Alternatively, should I pony or game, because Gods know I’m not going to do either of the first two.

@tenmihara I’ve mostly been playing Skyrim, but I stopped because the reinstall I had to do means I would have to put in my mods again. More recently, I’ve been playing Torchlight.

The Escapist just did a redesign. It’s not….. blue enough.

@colfax As the child of a librarian, I can appreciate that on a deeply personal level.

@tenmihara That’s one of my favorites, as is the general consensus. I really should finish the second game….

@tenmihara That’s like asking if your hands are worth using to hold things.

@tenmihara By “minor tie-ins” you mean the fact that they’re in the same universe, right?

@carcino It means you’re a looser.

@ceruleanspark Mark.

@ceruleanspark Something like that, how is your overbearingly British self doing?

For the record, you should all probably be reading my comments in the sarky/sarcastic/British voice of Yahtzee from the Escapist’s “Zero Punctuation,” because that’s certainly the voice my head writes them in.

@carcino Weird, right? I also find myself using more and more analogies.

Well, I should go school now or something.

@nerthos Hey, you. You should sub to this account because the old one got axed.

@nerthos My old account got deleted because of some shenanigans, so you need to subscribe to me again.

@tenmihara You better be hopping on those recordings. I won’t be able to do any editing for about two weeks after Saturday, so hop on that shit. !PHAB

@nerthos I pushed the “Dert’s sister’s tits” joke too far for Colfax, and he banned me. I wanted to see if it was an IP ban, or just an account ban, and so he counted that as making an alt to get around banning, so he deleted both.

@thatonepony *”Derps’ sister’s tits”

@carcino I’m thinking about either the Void or the Doom myself.

I actually have to leave now. T.O.P. OUT! SUCKA! #SWAG #SWAG #SWAG #SWAG #PLAYA #ALLOFTHEBITCHES

@scoot Damn, I wish I could draw….. I would put tiny versions of me EVERYWHERE.

@scoot It’s cool, at least you CAN do stuff with it. Mine is acting, and the only way I can do that without having to audition is lying to people. Turns out people don’t like being lied to very much.

@ceruleanspark Why are you making post about your sex life?

The evening is the worst time for me to try to do my homework. I can feel my ADHD meds wearing off.

@derps If you bother me again, I’m going to add you to my trollslum.

The worst thing about doing my homework thoroughly? Accidentally writing a page for a question that only asks for half a paragraph.

@ceruleanspark A shocking development!

@yodelerty Are you thinking what I’m thinking? For the record, I’m thinking musical cake.

@macpony55 All of the episodes are for sale of iTunes, and the pre-sale of the first season DVDs are on Amazon.

@yodelerty That does sound pretty cool…..

@macpony55 I was about to say something, but Cerulean said it first and probably better than me.

@yodelerty Or something. Maybe it’s made of some undiscovered element? musiconium? That would be awesome.

@colfax Herk! Diabetes should not be this easy to contract……

@yodelerty It would be so cool it would just appear on periodic tables. It’s atomic number would be >9000.

@tenmihara I have, don’t worry. My jaded detest was put off guard by reading a depressing book. I’m fine now, though.

@yodelerty That would actually not be so great. I’m almost positive it would weigh something like twenty pounds to the gram.

@ceruleanspark I concur. Are people honestly so used to Hasbro being okay with stuff that they freak out when the website dedicated to pirating copyrighted material is asked to take it’s torrents down? Some people…..

@colfax Heh, the chubies are cute when taken in moderation.

@yodelerty Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

@macpony55 No, but they go up on youtube same freaking day, and it’s not like it actually takes that long for them to go up on iTunes.

@ponydude2143 I plan on buying the DVDs when they all come out, but for now I’ll just get them from Youtube.

I think my new favorite group might be Optimus Rhyme. So very, very awesome.

I think the administration should put forth a reference list of expletives we can, and cannot use.

@scribus Yeah, but I can’t say half the things Carlin said!

@derps I will personally drive to where you live and shoot an arrow into your knee.

@scribus My cousin is off recycling jokes, and what do I get? Guard duty.

@yodelerty I knew a guy who played the sitar. He was a pretty chill dude.

@madflavors Haha, you still have exams.

@derps What. This is what happens when I leave for ONE NIGHT?! What is wrong with you people?

@yodelerty Indeed it is.

@scribus Go on.

@scribus That there comma implied you were going to give an example.

@derps You have seen his face, right?

@derps You have….. odd taste…. Almost a perversion of the norm…. like you’re some kind of….. pervert, or “perv”, if you will.

@scribus Shame. On you.

@scribus Don’t lie. We all know what you do in private.

@scribus By “private,” I mean “when you think we can’t see you.”

@derps Are you implying the First amendment doesn’t apply to me?

@scribus 24/6.99

@macpony55 I used to play TF2, but then I took a homework to the brain.

@derps I’m not allowed to talk about that here. You know that.

@macpony55 One joke pretending to be another joke. Almost like…. http://ur1.ca/6p94h

@macpony55 I can think of a few things…. http://ur1.ca/6p97f

@derps You know that! My old account went through that whole ordeal because of it.

@macpony55 Did both of these myself. On a totally different note, chicken tacos are my favorite. http://ur1.ca/6p99b

@yodelerty Thank for the compliment. I got me some mad copy past skills.

@derps Oh, you know, the one that JUST GOT DELETED. Nothing big. THREE DAYS AGO.

@tenmihara Wait, wait! Scribus was……. SURPRISED! http://ur1.ca/6p9ax

@macpony55 …… I hate you.

@yodelerty Naw, it’s okay.

@derps For real? It was because of a post I made to you!

@yodelerty Hehe, I know, right?

@derps This post. http://rainbowdash.net/notice/821471

@scribus Hehehe. I see what you did there…. http://ur1.ca/6p9g9

@tenmihara I can go all day.

@derps Is that a joke or do you want me to kill you for not inviting me?

@ceruleanspark http://ur1.ca/6p9kc

@derps PLEASE? Pretty please? With something sweet and delicious? The please, not the tits.

@ceruleanspark Check the account. Apparently deleting accounts with lots of post takes a long time. It’s still going through the process.

@derps How could you do that? That’s just evil.

@ceruleanspark I made Colfax mad, and then I made an account just to see if it was an account ban or an IP ban. He didn’t take kindly, and thus he promptly made both die painful virtual deaths.

@ponyveteran I’ve said that to my friend in real life. Some jokes are worth the awkward.

@ponyveteran Naw, it was all good. You just gotta take it as a joke. Unless he’s a really socially awkward gay guy.

@ponyveteran Stuff is only awkward if you let it.

@ceruleanspark Meh, it is what it is. My complaining isn’t going to get anything. Maybe your complaining, but not mine.

@derps But I can also make your life considerably less pleasant. I’m not threatening you, but I am saying you should appreciate that I’m as nice as I am.

@ceruleanspark MrDragon has already said he agrees with Colfax, so I don’t see much point. Tinker doesn’t care, and Cabal isn’t here often enough to be helpful.

@carcino I sense a dick that needs to share a certain picture.

@ceruleanspark I’m not sure?

@galaxy C affine tolerance?

@ceruleanspark Haha, don’t worry! I’m web savvy enough that I don’t actually need to worry about not being able to come back.

@derps Haha, what. That makes little to no sense.

@lyokotravels You need to spell check that, maybe run over it for errors.

@ceruleanspark That’s the point. Colfax wouldn’t have know it was me if I hadn’t made my sentence identifying. Oh well.

@lyokotravels I was like, man, this teacher is terrible! Then I realized it was you.

@colfax I’m not complaining. It is what it is.

@ceruleanspark I’ll survive. I just have to get 4000 more notices.

@tenmihara Did you do any recording? HMMM??????

@ceruleanspark Oh my Gods you’re right. 70% of this site threads for the last five months will be broken…..

@ceruleanspark I can put the pieces up for download if people want, but I’m not doing that again.

@ceruleanspark You be a good boy now, you hear!

@tenmihara Cool, how much do you have, and are you comfortable with me messing with it yet?

@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese I can put up the different pieces as mp3s, but none of what I have is edited together.

@gluestick If you had an ass like Nightwing, you would be a male model. !cbp

@tenmihara I’m behind. No spoilers!

@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese Sure, let me convert them and put a down link on the tumblr. Then I should probably link the tumblr.

@pinhooves Android.

@scribus No worse than being a shameless closed source supporter. In fact, I would say that’s a hell of a lot better.

@carcino Not usually. The accents they give them are all wrong.

@ceruleanspark I’m not really an android zealot, I just prefer it to Apple. I’ll admit the iOS works if that’s what you want, it’s just not what I want, and so I give my opinion.

@carcino I’ve yet to find any that satisfactorily pique my interests.

@carcino If you must.

@carcino I was watching that first one, and the only thing I could think was “Sephiroth kills Aradia.”

@carcino Hmm….. For the first, the only one I can see is John. Almost, but not quite.

@carcino Looser. As for the second, that Terezi is incredibly obnoxious. The Karkat was okay.

@carcino I get that she’s supposed to be annoying, but that’s too much. If they made a TV show, and she sounded like that, I would not watch it.

I think my two new favorite words are “faffing” and “mocheesmo.”

For anyone what gives a shit, here are the four pieces of the podcast. http://the-sonic-rainboom.tumblr.com/

@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese I pity your tomorrow.

@scribus I’ve already got the next one reserved on sci-fi book club.

My lurking ass needs to go to bed.

The Firefox app I have that reads my browsing patterns and changes settings accordingly has reset my homepages as RDN, Facebook, EQD, and Grooveshark. Pretty much.

@colfax Uhh….. One sec. I have so many installed…..

@colfax ……. This is more problematic than what it did. I have no idea which app did it. I had thought I had an app that does that, but I can’t find any that are supposed too. This is….. really weird.

@colfax Well, at least it’s a ghost in good taste. It would suck if all my homepages were different fetish porn sites every time I opened my browser.

@redenchilada That would be even weirder….. One, because my sister and mother are practically internet retarded, and my dad hardly ever comes into my computer room…

@ceruleanspark Aaaaannnnndddd….. There we go. No possible hope for a conversation without gratuitous innuendo. How goes your dandy-candy life?

@redenchilada And didn’t steal anything? Most helpful home invader EVER.

@redenchilada Even to would-be felons!

@mastertdi I wouldn’t really consider that reason to celebrate….

@tenmihara Haha, I bet you can guess which one I vote for. For real, I leave the day after tomorrow. Two weeks after that before I’ll even be close to my computer.

@eaglehooves Taking a merry jaunt down to Florida: The land of old people, oranges, and Disney World.

@redenchilada I think I’ll leave a comment on EVERY SINGLE deviation on your page. Why not.

@colfax Oh, those aren’t exclusive to Florida! I personally know several drug running Cubans, and a couple years ago I got hit by the remnants of a hurricane.

@redenchilada I just realized how long that would take…. Maybe tonight.

@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese I pity your today.

@redenchilada I once had a man try to sell me: A Tex-Mex restaurant, an apartment building, a herd of cattle, a boat, and a bank vault. All on the bus. This is all proof that Austin is, in fact, the best city ever.

@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese That sounds either like you’re going to kill yourself, or masturbate.

@redenchilada I’m also pretty sure he gave me a cold, so I don’t actually relish the experience.

@redenchilada That would be pretty great, actually.

@commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese I do my best.

It’s been just about four days. Why is my old account still there?

@ceruleanspark Account made an registered in under three minutes.

@ceruleanspark I will be legitimately insane. So is that going to be RDN for people who are okay with adult content? Because that sounds like my kind of place.

@ceruleanspark Please let there be an optional smooth jazz player. That woud be so great. And also a refresh. I wonder if I can jury rig Rainbow Dash refresh?

@rotation Because then it will refresh while I’m typing.

@ceruleanspark Yeah, my idea didn’t work, and I’m not dandy enough with JavaScript to make it not suck.

@rotation Meh, too much effort.

@ceruleanspark Yeah, I’m aware. I was looking at the coding, and the half that I CAN read was pretty RDN specific.

@ceruleanspark Your damned right I do.

@ceruleanspark Best mistake. EVER.

@ceruleanspark Really? Do you like what you see?

I really should put some pants on and go to school now; also, DOUBLE SITE POST OH MAH GAWD!

@colfax @nerthos You would be surprised.

And now we’ve devolved to making stupid emoticons at each other. Alright, forget I was even here.

@ceruleanspark The blue sea-pony speaks truth!

@carcino Aren’t those the elements from some shitty JRPG?

@carcino It’s reasonably sized, it just looks like something from a JRPG.

@derps At the very least use real words.

@derps Tough.

Hehehehehe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxt6k9H7FE #NSFW

@nlghtmaremoon I will be watching this for hours…..

Off to go crawl in some dungeons. On a totally different side note, my school break starts tomorrow, so I’ll be here all day for one day before I get carted off to Florida.

!rdndrinkinggame It’s time to play! Come on, RDN, FASTER!

@carcino I wish that made sense.

@carcino No, I don’t want to have sex with you.

@carcino I don’t have that game, I don’t think….

Shoot, my tolerance is way down. I’m only seven beers in and I’m starting to fall out of my chair.

@carcino Funny thing about that, the gamecube controllers don’t go that far.

@carcino But I live in Texas.

@carcino F*ck that, I’m Aragorn.

Warm beer is not nearly as good as it’s ice cold counterpart. Or mead. Mead is good.

@carcino I don’t know what that means, and I don’t really care. I’m Aragorn.

@automaxstyling #spammer

@carcino Well pick the third one, you twat.

@carcino But the other two are for pussies.

@carcino That’s stupid. There’s a reason everyone said those games sucked. It’s because they suck.

@rpb3000 Poof! I JUST GOT YO ASS 3 SECONDS WHAT NOW

@carcino That’s still stupid.

@rpb3000 I’m a time wizard, not no god damn miracle worker, man!

@carcino Wow, what an endorsement.

@carcino I’m sure. Like a puppy.

@carcino Prove this to me. I am intrigued.

@fallinwinter It’s actually “baking the fourth wall.”

I’m going to eat something, and then go too sleep. Drunk lurking is not very gun.

@thatonepony Frickin brain thing. *gun

@thatonepony f*ckk. *FFFFFFFFFFFFFun. FUN. no ‘G’;

@fallinwinter is looking legitimate.

Jesus shitting Christ. Alright, this is ridicules. I can appreciate a good political/philosophical debate, but keep it off the pony site! If you really need to have this argument, have it some other god damn place.

@colfax I understand that, but I’m sick to death of this! I mean really, if you want to argue, argue about pony stuff! Like who is best pony or something!

@extremelyextreme You’re related to idiot because you are one.

@thelastgherkin Ohhh… What kind?

@fallinwinter You’re right…. I propose the new sister site! RDNshitbox!

@thelastgherkin Ducks are pretty awesome. We always get, like, a thousand or something every spring.

@nerthos It would be great! It could be full of all sorts of useless arguments!

@ceruleanspark No, !sexyseapony is best pony.

@ceruleanspark Because it was a long time coming? And teh lulz. That too.

@carcino Haha, does that make RDN a little blind girl?

@carcino Which means you got your ass kicked by a little blind website girl.

@ceruleanspark I would make a Homestuck joke, but it would be almost too easy……

I just realized I’m going to have to spend all of Christmas in church with my 90 year old bigot grandfather. Fun.

@carcino Haha! You’ve backed yourself into a corner, Mr.Idon’tgethangovers!

@purplephish20 Not really my choice, what with me being the seed of his’s seed or something like that.

@nerthos Haha, I don’t think so. If I piss my mom off, I won’t get to go to Disney world!

@carcino Don’t try to get out of this!

@nerthos Are you high off your balls? DISNEY WORLD IS THE SHIT.

@colfax I actually know a bunch of people that used to work there. I’ve only met one of them who didn’t like it, and that’s because he worked the ticket booth.

@starlightbolt I am a pretty respectable guy.(I should really point out all the sarcasm in that statement.)

@carcino First your parents and now your sister? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

@carcino That makes it….. a little less gross……

@carcino No, this discussion is about you.

@carcino Shut up.

@carcino Jesus, you practically extrude estrogen.

@nerthos Ohh….. What kind of play style are you going with?

@nerthos I suggest guns/energy weapons/lock picking for the first play through, and stealth, etc. for the second.

@carcino Medicine is only useful if you suck.

@nerthos I’m just saying because you’ll regret not planing ahead. It’s not like TES, where you can just train your skills. You allocate points for each level.

@carcino Case is point.

@nerthos Have fun. There are some pretty good mods for FO3, so you should have fun in that field.

@nerthos Story? That is what I think….

@nerthos You have to play the game! DO IT.

BEST. TUMBLR. EVER. http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/post/14242386878/bennett-is-a-ninja-textsfrombennett

@nerthos Are you still a kid?

@greydragon412 My old account got deleted, so it’s possible you have yet to block me. Yes, I would like to be included.

@derps Smacking hoes and making cheddar, why?

@derps No. What?

@derps Allow me to clarify: No, you can’t have any. What do you want, you ninny?

@doodledream Over used and unfunny?

@ponyveteran What, you don’t like being a douche all the time? It’s so much fun.

@ponyveteran I just don’t talk to those people. If they’

@ponyveteran cry or something, I just don’t interact with them.

@ponyveteran Yup.

@scribus I don’t know if they have a Fry’s near where you live, but they’re pretty good. That’s where I got the stuff for my rig. !techponies

@redenchilada Amazing. Which Wich is pretty awesome.

@redenchilada …. Which location? Because unless you’re at the one three minutes from my house, the answer is “Sorry, it’s 9:30 at night.”

@redenchilada Jesus, no. That’s almost twenty minutes off 183.

@scribus The only difference is you can drive to Fry’s, and if something doesn’t work you can have it replaced same day rather than waiting a couple weeks.

@redenchilada Maybe some other time.

@yodelerty The horrible kind?

@yodelerty I totally called that one.

@derps Stop shaving your balls, bro.

@derps You are so stupid you make Zach look like a Nobel prize winner.

@derps You have done an excellent job of proving that statement overwhelmingly false.

Gods, I hate stupid people.

@princessweetiebelle That’s a stupid thing to say. There most certainly are stupid people. Among them is anyone who makes a statement along the lines of “There are/is no stupid X…..”

@scribus BREATHING IS FOR SUCKERS AND CHUMPS

@scribus SUCKERS. AND CHUMPS.

@scribus Someone buried me mid torso high as a prank once. That was the worst way to wake up ever.

@traptin85 I think I’ll go with cake, thanks.

@traptin85 Thank you for flying Church of England! Cake or death!

@traptin85 Eddie Izazard is the bomb.

@thatonepony *Izzard

I have just found the best human ever. They made this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOsrPqYPauc&feature=channel_video_title

@fallinwinter Shit, really? I’m two chapters behind…..

@fallinwinter It’s too late at night for that…..

@arwinloga Your mother’s anus. #spammer

@fallinwinter Some of them can be pretty silly.

At the time it was an okay guess.

@fallinwinter I’m sorry! My ADHD makes it hard to concentrate after around 2AM, and I’m also pretty high of my dick head right the f*ck now.

@fallinwinter My skin is dancing. For real.

@starlightbolt I’m not very respectful.

@abigpony Are you actually racist, or is that just a persona?

@abigpony Not necessarily that, but in general, is that hatred faked?

@abigpony You know. The hateful hate.

@abigpony ….. I can’t really focus right now. What was the question?

You know. African children, I think. Or was it Asian people? I don’t know.

@abigpony Like…. Asian people are bad at driving?

@pinhooves Link the lovely work, eh?

@pinhooves Poo. Can we at least hear what it is?

@pinhooves Oh my god did you draw Cerulean like that?! SAY YES

@pinhooves Holy shit, I was actually right?

@pinhooves More like “HE’S like Trixie so much.” What what!! HOhohohoohoh!!!

@lyokotravels My network is named “The Negative Zone.”

@purplephish20 Oh man, did you poop everywhere?

@lyokotravels Hehehe. When I get my 3g transputer dealie for my laptop, I’m going to call it “Ponyville.”

@purplephish20 Drawing a blank.

@lyokotravels My 2tb hard-drive is named “Rainbow_McDash.”

Yes. “lol” indeed.

@patch High as a lost balloon that is on fire. That analogy lost steam somewhere in there.

@scribus …. F*ck sense.

@scribus You’re a dirty, helpful little man.

@nlghtmaremoon Hurhruhrhr.

Welp, an hour of sleep before I gallivant off to Florida. I’m up up and away!

#InFlorida: old people really, really like Tacobell. Aparently.

RT @fallinwinter @mastertdi That song was addicting when I was little.

I’m starting to think my step-grandmother is a giant troll.

@derps How could you possibly use sarcasm in this situantion? I’ve never even mentioned her before.

I only just realized a new episode came out today. Shit.

@derps I CAN’T EVEN DESCRIBE HOW NASTY THAT IS. OH DAMN IT, ACCIDENTAL CAPS.

#InFlorida: I spend three and a half hours at an evangelical baptist church. HAVE YOU BEEN SAVED?! HALLELUJAH!

@ceruleanspark Cry. Then put it on the internet for me to masturbate to.

So how much fun did I miss? Lots of bitching and slap fights, obviously, but anything fun?

@madflavors I am always a combination of both. Unless I’m being a dick, then I’m always serious.

Is it bad that I had trouble falling asleep last night because I hadn’t wasted a minimum of three hours here?

@pinhooves No, I’ve gotten over my insomnia, but last night I felt like I was missing something. I finally figured out that it was this place.

@madflavors Exactly! I’ve been saying this place is evil for months!

@youtubeusurperkingzant I suggest pesticides.

@nerthos Which is the problem. It’s an anti-piracy thing Bethesda tried to do. Didn’t really help.

@nerthos Or you could just download the crack fix and save yourself the trouble. Just Google your error info and it will solve your shit.

@ceruleanspark Oh man. Tape it, bro.

@carcino I woke up buried to my upper torso once. I don’t talk to that guy much anymore.

@nerthos Heh, You’re playing 3, right?

@carcino On the side of the road.

@nerthos I suggest getting either the Wanderer’s edition or FOOK2 mods. They’re both total overhaul mods, so they don’t go well together.

@carcino It was the worst two hours of my life. The hangover didn’t really help.

@nerthos Damn perverts. I swear, is it really that hard to look at porn? Why go to the modding effort?

@nerthos And it’s not just the Fallout games! Those are in practically every mod friendly game!

@carcino What brand?

@carcino Minus one respect. Go get some Shiner, you hippy.

@carcino No, but I bet I could totally make you go buy some.

@carcino Sorry, I meant to say I could get your mom to make you buy some. Damn laptop keyboard.

@nerthos Rayquaza. http://ur1.ca/6tim2

@carcino Give me, like, five minutes.

@nerthos EXACTLY.

@nerthos Because you have incredibly specific tastes?

@nerthos Which? I might be of some assistance.

I had forgotten how much I hate people. Thank you Disney World, for reigniting my loathing.

@nerthos Oh. Sorry, not my sort of thing. I wouldn’t be very helpful.

@nerthos It’s possible. The worst thing was the people, though. No fault of the park it’s self, but all the problem with the visitors.

@ceruleanspark I hate you with the boiling rage of one thousand suns.

@ponyveteran You are the most blissful person.

@ponyveteran True that.

@patch Why?

@ceruleanspark Yes. I found this hella awesome party ready Pinkie, with a saddle and all that shit, but I couldn’t buy it because I was with my bigot grandfather!

@patch Are you in Orlando?

@patch I mean, like, right now.

@swirls Not any of us real people, I’ll tell you that.

@yodelerty Usually a point of business that gets covered when you say things.

@yodelerty That would be a terrible middle name. “Hi! I’m John Redundancy Doe!”

@patch Grandparents.

@yodelerty Someone with the middle name “Redundancy,” that’s who.

@patch As far as grandparents go, it could be worse, but only if he beat me or stole money from my parents or something. I’m pretty much a couple steps from being a flower child, and he still thinks it’s scandalous that the kid living three houses down from him has a black girlfriend.

@yodelerty I met a girl who’s first name was Zena, and her middle name was laser. She went by “Zlazer.” I shit you not.

@yodelerty She was kind of a bitch, so it’s either way, really.

@fluttershy321 That’s called rape. It’s a bad thing.

@fialvert Get back on the RP. We don’t serve your kind round here.

@ceruleanspark FRIENDSHIP IS A 12 GAGE ROUND TO THE FACE.

@fialvert Well not anymore. Go take your shirt off or whatever it is you people do.

@fialvert SPEAK WORDS YOU COMMIE HEATHEN!

@fialvert It could be a compilation album!

@ceruleanspark Don’t forget love! Or high-concentration electron acceleration beams.

Maybe there’s something wrong with me? I was on the Rock ‘n’ Roller coaster and the Hollywood Tower Hotel, and in both of the pictures I look like I’m at a f*cking tea party or something.

@patch The first. I look like some kind of dignitary.

@patch I’d actually like to see that. It sounds very attractive.

@patch Up until I turned 14 or so, I looked stoned off my balls. Now I just look really tired.

@patch Yes. My natural laugh and smile just add to it. I’ve convinced people to never talk to me again just by doing that.

@patch Have you got really rosy cheeks? Because I think that might have something to do with it.

@patch The self-eating sandwich! New from Aperture Science!

@madflavors vat19?

@madflavors They have some pretty awesome gummy bears.

@madflavors Aweeee yeeeaaaaahhh!

@pinhooves Pretty chill. Just sitting back, preparing for the next Disney park I’m being forced into tomorrow.

@yodelerty Yeah, well it’s also given the lovely backdrop of fat people by the thousand, and my bigot grandfather.

@yodelerty Pretty much.

@traptin85 What about shopping for actual math? Or food homework?

@traptin85 That actually sounds amazing. I think I might be a genius.

@traptin85 DO THEY GIVE HOMEWORK?!

@traptin85 OH MAN!

@derps Shut up, no body loves you.

@derps No, it’s because you are a waste of space and no one will ever appreciate you, because that would be akin to appreciating someone rubbing crap on your face.

@derps Unlock your f*cking caps, you degenerate.

@pinhooves >Pinhooves agrees with me calling someone a degenerate. >I cherish this night forever.

@pinhooves It’s too late! The record has been marked!

@derps Because I only have one account, dumbass.

@derps I got sandboxed for the joke, deleted for the constraint check. I know I told you this before.

@derps The fact that you were doing it just to harass other members probably has something to do with it.

@cabal But then how will we talk? I’m perfectly willing to change the subject. How was your day?

@derps Yeah. I got sandboxed because of that. I made an alt to check, both got deleted. Are you still confused?

@cabal Is that normal, or worse than usual?

@colfax Ohh….. I had a mini-flu a couple weeks ago. Sucks.

@cabal That sounds cool! I don’t ever go on ponychan, as I hate image boards as a rule, but good for you! I’ve been forced into a vacation to visit medium blend racist grandparents and go to Disney world.

@derps It’s just really freaking obnoxious.

@colfax Oh man. I must have watched “The Princes Bride” nine times.

@derps If that 20 year old is mentally hindered. The human brain does not finish maturing until the early 20s.

@thatponyguy How about we talk about my chiseled abs instead.

@thatponyguy Hehe, Well played.

@thatponyguy Unless your playing a driving game.

@thatponyguy What if you really enjoy driving?

@thatponyguy What if you really enjoy…. Controlling cars?

@thatponyguy Video games have controllers. Controlling is a sub-verb.

@yodelerty Yes, normal people judge showers based on flavor. I will keep this in mind.

@yodelerty Bro, that ham has got one fine ass!

@drakonis90 Polychromatic in hue, and high in kinetic velocity.

@automaxstyling #Spammer

@yodelerty An honer I am not unfamiliar with.

@yodelerty I am the king of the gods! Bring me my wenches!

@yodelerty Finally! We ran out of cake a while ago!

@yodelerty ….. Thank you for flying Church of England……

@yodelerty Not a bad conversation to have, if you ask me.

@yodelerty Well, you know how to fix that!

My sister and mom are giving me the stink eye. I think it’s time to sleep. Perhaps tomorrow.

@yodelerty If only. I think my mom might beat me to death if I try that.

#InFlorida: I spent seven and a half hours with scantily clad Belgian girls. Maybe Disney World isn’t so bad after all…..

@yodelerty Big Thunder Mountain, actually.

@yodelerty I prefer the term “playa.”

@traptin85 That is laughably naive.

@ceruleanspark You can command my chief any time, Mr.President.

Well, I should probably get ready for bed. Hopefully I’ll pick up some more half naked girls tomorrow? A man can dream…

InFlorida: Apparently I extrude some kind of masculine safety? It was Universal Studios today, and I had nine different females grab me for protection. It was funny the first three or four times, but a coincidence can only go so far. In other news, I got myself a new Pinkie toy. It comes with a saddle. Kinky.

@tenmihara On which end? Because the Pinkie toy is pretty awesome.

@macpony55 Right now I’m in Orlando. Tomorrow night I’m going back to Zephyrhills to stay with my grandparents.

@macpony55 What hotel? Maybe we can hang or something.

@macpony55 I have no idea where that is. I’m at the Quality Inn on Sand Lake.

@macpony55 Uhh…… 7600 International Dr. Yay Google.

@macpony55 Hmmmm……. What do you say?

@macpony55 I’m gonna be at Epcot tomorrow… After that, we’re heading to my grandparents. Maybe I’ll skip that? I could live with not going to ANOTHER theme park.

@macpony55 I haven’t the foggiest. Are there any Toys-R-Us around here?

@macpony55 Herm……. Well, what do you think? Should we do something, or go our separate ways?

@macpony55 Well, this is the first time I’ve visited my grandparents in about ten years, so probably not. Up to you, really.

@carcino What did your parents do to you as a child?

@macpony55 We should talk in a little bit. My mother is pestering me to go to Dinnie’s.

OH MY GOG WAT

@scribus Seems legit.

@derps Yeah, that’s still on. It’s just been put off for a while because of my forced vacation.

@scribus Makes sense to me.

@pinhooves I feel like ass. How’s work going?

@pinhooves Ohh…… I get 8 hour shifts from my summer job. You’re at a grocery store, right>

@pinhooves That is…… a bad thing?

@hoit21 RUN.

@hoit21 I SAID RUN!

@eaglehooves Cabal. If you see something like this, always assume that it’s Cabal.

@hoit21 Prepare your anus!

@hoit21 I told you to run!

@hoit21 Run.

@tenmihara That’s just how it goes.

@hoit21 Prepare.

@tenmihara Heh, behind.

@hoit21 You are brave. They will sing songs of your anus for generations!

@hoit21 Is your anus prepared?!

@hoit21 Lies! You cannot trick me, vagrant! BE GONE!

Lord, my brain is all aching and whatnot. Think I’ll go do something that doesn’t involve the public’s new background.

Dear lord, why is the public still set to space/snow mode?

#InFlorida: Well, it turns out I’m more of an interwebs addict than I had previously imagined. Four whole days off the net? Horrible beyond the scope of imagination.

@ceruleanspark Because the IP owner is a giant troll?

@silentponytagonist Unicorn, because I’m magical. Also because I love to think about stuff like that.

@ceruleanspark Shush, you know what I mean!

@silentponytagonist I have both of those. I keep ‘em on my phone.

Oh, hey. It’s back to normal.

@silentponytagonist I had to search for a string to hang them on mine.

@ceruleanspark Yes. The up side being that I have yet to loose it even once.

@nerthos Not really a problem.

@nerthos ……..Sort of. I guess that’s one way to look at it.

@silentponytagonist Indeed

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